Nipple and Nut Necklace

The perfect combination
of nipples and nuts.

Two silver spoke nipples sit on
double strands of rubber chord,
with a single silver nut
dangling between them.
A round hematite bead is suspended
in the middle of the nut.

It's the all-around perfect piece of
casual jewelry.

I wear mine just about all the time,
if for no other reason than
to witness the flicker of recognition
on the face of strangers get
quickly replaced by a look of
embarrassment when they think of
all the naughty things they
almost just said to you.